Bath logic

Jessica: I'm just drying my hair. Underwater.

A Big Joke.

As relayed by DMC:


Her: Why did the elephant put hair in his hat?
Us: Why?
Her: Because he has no hands!

Why does it rain?

Jessica says it rains because of the fire in the sky (the sun). Then, firefighters turn on their hoses and try to put out the fire. And that's why it rains.

Dog food

Jessica's original joke:
What is the favourite food of the cannibal dog?

Sausage dogs!